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Alright, I’ll admit I’m stealing this from some dude who was on the radio last night.  But why do we say we’re TAKING a pee or a poo??  You shouldn’t be taking anything whilst on the terlet.  The old crap hole, the flushy gadget.

I always like to say stuff like “I’m off to make a poo”.  “I’m going to make poops”.  You know, clarify that I’m leaving it where it lands, as it were.

So, I suggest that everyone changes their lexicon and starts saying what they mean.  If you are making a pee in a cup to take to your doctor to prove you weren’t smoking up at the Christmas party, then say that.  But if you’re flushing something down, say something to that effect.  Another one of my favorites comes from a bus driver I had in New Zealand.  Imagine in your worse Kiwi accent that you’re “Dropping the kids off at the pool”, thats a gooder.