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Alright, I’ll admit I’m stealing this from some dude who was on the radio last night.  But why do we say we’re TAKING a pee or a poo??  You shouldn’t be taking anything whilst on the terlet.  The old crap hole, the flushy gadget.

I always like to say stuff like “I’m off to make a poo”.  “I’m going to make poops”.  You know, clarify that I’m leaving it where it lands, as it were.

So, I suggest that everyone changes their lexicon and starts saying what they mean.  If you are making a pee in a cup to take to your doctor to prove you weren’t smoking up at the Christmas party, then say that.  But if you’re flushing something down, say something to that effect.  Another one of my favorites comes from a bus driver I had in New Zealand.  Imagine in your worse Kiwi accent that you’re “Dropping the kids off at the pool”, thats a gooder.

Well that’s seven and counting for the flailing Flames of Calgary.  You can put another loss in the ‘L’ column as the Flame-out lose 2-0 to the St. Louis Blues. 

Soooo…now what??!  STOP SUCKING AND START SCORING.  Sounds pretty simple to me.

Next up: the Dallas Stars on Wednesday night.  The game is not televised in my area so I guess it’s an old fashioned sit by the radio night for that one.

After the Colts weathered a 1st half ‘scare’ to beat the Jets, the Saints pulled off a thrilling OT win to move to their first SuperBowl in franchise history. The Colts, meanwhile, are no strangers to NFL Championship being the most successful team of the past decade.

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Last nights Jersey Shore reunion show saw Ronnie freakout on his ‘girlfriend’ Sammi after them and the audience watch a never before seen clip from the MTV hit reality show.  The clip is from an early episode and shows Sammi confiding in Mike “The Situation” and saying how they have a special bond.  Ronnie basically loses it and calls Sammi a liar and all this stuff.

http://remotecontrol.mtv.com/2010/01/22/jersey-shore-shocker-are-sammi-and-ronnie-really-splitting-up/

So you decide: Is Ronnie a Pee Stain or just a JerkStuff ass hat?

Puscifer- The Mission.  This song features Milla Jovovich on guest vocals

Chevelle- Letter From a Theif

Arkells- Pullin Punches

Tegan and Sara- Hell

Billy Talent- Saint Veronika

Yeah Yeah Yeahs- Heads Will Roll

Muse- Resistance

Weezer- Let it all Hang Out

Drake ft. Lil Wayne, Eminem, Kanye- Forever

Hawksley Workman- Dance to Yesterday

Lady Antebellum- Need You Now

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